Christmas Limericks. Tasty Turkey

Tasty Turkey

I do love a limerick and thought that after the success of some of my Halloween limericks, I would share some Christmas ones that I wrote, over the next few days. I hope that you enjoy them.

A voluptuous young turkey named Fay Tasty Turkey

Had a farmer looking her way

Her breast and her thighs

Were a feast for his eyes

So her served her up Christmas day!


  1. There was a young lady from Turkey
    Who wept when the weather was murky
    When the day turned out fine
    She finally ceased to whine
    That capricious young lady from Turkey.

    JP – Turkey of a different kind!

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