The Last Two Halloween Limericks, A Skeleton and The Grim Reaper

A skeleton and the Grim Reaper

I know I said I wouldn’t write any more but these have gone down so well, I just had to write another two, especially as it is Halloween today! These are about a skeleton and  the Grim Reaper. You can check out the others, here, here and here if you missed them!

 

Kelly the Skelly was depressed

She’d lost some of the ribs in her chest

She moaned and she groaned

a stray dog stole her bones

And now she wasn’t looking her best.

 

The Grim Reaper’s scythe once so trusty

Had suddenly become very rusty

He couldn’t reap many souls

With a blade full of holes

And the edges all jagged and crusty!

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